(via placesiwishiwere, travelhighlights, symbiosis & togetlost)
who would like to go to Paris with me?
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[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]
“Raining in Athens” by Azure Ray from Burn and Shiver (2002)
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J.Press : Neckwear | Patterned
this is the illest
I wish I could buy this for a guy to see him wear it. I have this weird “thing” or attraction to neckties because of BN now. he’d look so fly.
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“Here, in the pale light of my chosen amnesia, I can imagine I am free.”
— Danzy Senna, Where Did You Sleep Last Night?
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really, stupid?
refresher: I answer the phone for two separate dealerships. so every day I have to ask “What type of vehicle do you have?” when someone asks for parts, service, or if they’re calling to buy a car, I have to ask what type of car they’re interested in. lots and lots of vetting, while dealing with customers and sales people. I’m a rockstar.
“…how may I direct your call?”
“Can I have the service department?”
“Is this to make an appointment?”
“No.”
“What type of vehicle do you have?”
“I have several.”This is where I squeeze my eyes shut, clench my teeth and refrain from telling this bitch to answer my question, not tell me stupid shit I don’t need to know.
I didn’t ask how many cars she had. I asked what type of vehicle it is.
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Pencilhead
- Jon: So did you two go on a date yet?
- Me: No! He'd probably try to touch me and that's gross.
- Jon: Hey, he's been with two women at once!
- Me: Gross!
- Jon: They were probably desperate and super fat!
- Me: Well I'm just desperate and fat!
- Jon: I didn't say you were fat!
- Me: But you didn't say I wasn't desperate!
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The Pat-Down: Guys Who Run With Their Shirts Off (via wgn)
this is fucking hysterical.
“As if it wasn’t hot enough out here, you come runnin’ by!”
“You don’t know my name! You don’t know my address!”
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“I don’t mind working, holding my ground intellectually, artistically; but as a woman, oh, God, as a woman I want to be dominated.”
— Anaïs Nin (via fuckyeahanaisnin)
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(via girlsgotafacelikemurder)
