May 2010
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April 2010
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Hulu - Saturday Night Live: Shake Weight DVD
only gonna break your heart
Now I may not be the worst or the best But you gotta respect my honesty And I may break your heart But I don’t really think there’s anybody as bomb as me So you can take this chance in the end Everybody’s gonna be wondering how you deal
If you fall for me I’m not easy to please I might tear you apart Told you from the start, baby from the start
I’m only gonna break...
thingsmydatereallysaidlastnight:
“Maybe if you keep practicing on me, you won’t suck at blowjobs”.
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Love's Prisoner
“I had such a strange dream last night,” she told him, trusting the rugged face with the thatch of red hair above the blue eyes. “I dreamt that a very special friend came to see me. It was snowing in my dream.” She stared at the sunlit window. “That’s how I know it was a dream, because there was snow melting on his face.” “It was a man, was...
Great Ache
dearoldlove:
The ache I feel for you is stronger than our love ever was. How do I shake this?
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Who are these people asking shitty questions here?...
I guess so! I’ve never tried to hide what I’m really thinking or feeling, and I try to clarify that it’s just how I feel (writing is cathartic to me) but it doesn’t always reflect the gratefulness I have for what little I do have. I complain: everyone does. Why should I censor myself to please others if it helps me make it through the day to write and bitch and moan about...
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If you could change one thing that happened last...
2009? one thing…? going to see the vampire in March.
Ask me anything
jakeandamir:
Moment of Silence
one of their funniest skits in a while.
Odd one, you’re never alone. I’m here and I will reflect you. Both...
– — Sick Puppies, “Odd One”
you know this one is about you. and me. and us.
Think of You - A Fine Frenzy
It’s one hundred and nine degrees in this crowded room No room to breath with walls as cold as a gallery This is no place for me Such hard faces set in smoke The smell lingers in my clothes Its a bad night to be alone But thats the way it goes
And I think of you Whenever life gets me down I think of you Whenever you’re not around And you rest your bones Somewhere far...
jakeandamir:
iPad
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…eyes that had seemed, for a brief and unforgettable moment in the blaze...
– Violet Winspear, The Noble Savage
I might be fat, poor, perpetually single with horrible taste in men, but I am...
– me