June 2010
95 posts
May 2010
55 posts
Life is a bitch, pain is a whore, and problems are the motherfuckers who...
– A quick thought
My boy builds coffins he makes them all day But it’s not just for work and...
– Florence and the Machine - My Boy Builds Coffins
Don't think too much, you'll think your entire...
(via 365thoughts)
LoLz.
AJ: Gary Coleman died.
Junior: Whatchu talkin' 'bout Willis?
AJ: The funny part is that that's how you say my last name.
Junior: I didn't even think of that. It's double funny now.
Me: Oh my god. What have you been smoking?!
Every night you cried yourself to sleep thinking:...
365thoughts:
— Maroon 5
Unbent
dearoldlove:
What really kills me is knowing there’s no kind of self-destructive bender I can go on anymore to help me forget for even an hour.
2 tags
you make me feel normal.
beautiful. sexy. happy.
LOVED.
it’s dangerous....
5 tags
The QVC process is so finely calibrated that a producer watches call volume in...
– The Atlantic :: The Genius of QVC
I love learning about more ‘analog’ analytics like this since I spend a lot of time thinking about their digital counterparts almost exclusively.
(via superamit)
Double Listing
dearoldlove:
I think about all the things I should and should not do, and I think about all the things that I want and should not want, and you’re at the top of both lists.
(828): the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is...
– Texts From Last Night
4 tags
heh.
thingsmydatereallysaidlastnight:
“I asked if you were a virgin because my ex said my penis was small. But because you’re a virgin, you wouldn’t know if it was small or not.”
“I’ve seen pictures.”
“Oh…”
2 tags
You should be wilder.
her: I'm sorry. I'm not trying to pick a fight... I'll see you tomorrow?
him: You're not, I'm sorry, you're being sensitive
her: What do you have to be sorry for? It's okay. I'll be fine.
him: You're not acting like it.
her: I'm not mad at you, I swear. I just have a lot on my mind and I don't want to be alone but I don't have a choice
him: Well I'm sorry things have to be like this.
her: I made the decision to be with you like this. I'll be okay.
him: Are you sure? I don't want no crying.
her: I'm a girl. I'm gonna cry.