July 2010
160 posts
June 2010
95 posts
“Google 2204355, and click “I’m Feeling Lucky.”
– What. The. F★★★. (via tumblaire) (via molls) (via creeperstatus) (via stonerparty)
How Much?
How much do you love me, a million bushels? Oh, a lot more than that, Oh, a lot more.
And tomorrow maybe only half a bushel? Tomorrow maybe not even a half a bushel.
And is this your heart arithmetic? This is the way the wind measures the weather.
- Carl Sandburg
Drinking and Dreaming
dearoldlove:
It makes sense that only when I fall asleep drunk, do you make a cameo appearance in my dreams.
“I didn’t know ‘I love you’ sounded so much like...”
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“A falling star fell from your heart and landed in my eyes. I screamed aloud as...”
– Florence + The Machine
Possibly Impossible
dearoldlove:
Don’t you get it? That it could never work was what made it work.
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A Long Fatal Love Chase
“Suppose I broke away and left you, or made it impossible for you to stay. That I was base and false; in every way unworthy of your love, and it was clearly right for you to go, what would you do then?” “Go away and–” He interrupted with a triumphant laugh, “Die as heroines always do, tender slaves as they are.” “No, live and forget you”, was the...
“…and the most intense desire gave force to her passionate words as the...”
– A Long Fatal Love Chase by Louisa May Alcott
Anchorman solves everything.
Fantana.
WWWWWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!
Ron, are you okay?
THE BAD PART IS BAXTER!
Breathe, Ron, BREATHE.
THE MAN! ON THE M-M-MOTORCYCLE!
What did the bad man do, Ron?
THE MOTORCYCLE ON THE BRIDGE! I HIT HIM WITH A BURRITO!
Ron!
HE KICKED HIM! HE KICKED HIM WITH HIS FOOT! AND HE KICKED HIM! THAT’S WHAT HE DID!
Someone punted him???
No! Wait, wait, lemme say...
this is me right now
withmyfreezeray:
Where are you?
I’M IN A GLASS CASE OF EMOTIOOOONNNNNNNN!
“My biggest regret is not that I love him but that I guarded my heart against...”
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(via robinbenway)
But I knew she was jealous...
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I hope one day we get married just to say we...
Yeah girl it’s on you know what it is when I finally make it home I just hope you miss me a little when I’m gone yeah I just hope you miss me a little when I’m gone and you just tell me what you down for anything you down for I know things have changed Know I used to be around more but you should miss me a little when I’m gone I just hope you miss me a little when I’m gone
...
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“There’s something I know when I’m with you that I forget when...”
– Capt. John Smith, The New World
What You Was
dearoldlove:
You was a mistake, but not a regret.
Watchrickyv:
iCarly star Reed Alexander’s cooking segment on The Today Show.
Holy fucking shit.
I forgot about this. But I remember sitting at work watching this with my jaw hanging open. FLAMING.
Soccer Jersey Swap →
like @annzas mentioned earlier
Lovebirds.
Me: Tell me you love me.
BN: Tell me you're sorry for being disrespectful.
Erin: You two are making me sick!
Me: We're making her sick talking like this.
BN: Oh *are* we? Are we making you sick, Erin? Tell her to call her man and tell him she loves him. 'NIGGA, I LOVE YOU!'
Me: Oh my God, if you'd told me like that then I would've said it back!
BN: Nigga, I love you!
Me: Oh my gosh.
BN: And there you go again, I say it to you and you can only say oh my gosh.
Me: I didn't realize you were saying it to me that time!
“It happened again. I’m the one in love and you’re the one okay.”
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“I do not love you as if you were salt-rose, or topaz,
or the arrow of...”
– Pablo Neruda
November 7 2005
Anamarie is home today with a stomach ache. She opened my bedroom door while I was asleep and woke me up asking, “Does Judah have to go out?” I mumbled a no and then she added, “Hey, B, the Pillsbury Doughboy died.” “Huh?” “The guy died.” “Oh.” Then she left. I thought the voice of the Pillsbury Doughboy had died. So...
