New Moon
I don’t understand the hate for the books. No one is making you read them. I know it gets annoying that EVERYONE is talking about them, but that’s what happens when shit is popular. Do you think I like listening to Taylor Swift every five minutes on the radio? NO. But is it her fault? Not really. It’s actually the fault of the same girls who think Edward Cullen is real and that they’re going to be turned into vampires and live happily ever after with their cool vampire sisters-in-law and buy trendy clothes and drive really cool cars!
Anyway. That being said—SQUEE! I CAN’T WAIT FOR NEW MOON TONIGHT!
I never bother seeing movies on opening night, I rarely see movies that aren’t at the five buck club. But for some reason I can’t imagine NOT seeing New Moon at 12:01 am tonight and trying not to PEE MY PANTS BECAUSE IT’S NEW MOON THE BEST BOOK EVER!!!!!!!!!111
No, seriously, New Moon is my favorite and I can’t re-read it because it’s ridiculously painful to imagine Edward leaving. Plus I don’t like Jacob. Except Taylor Lautner is looking pretty good shirtless…and I’m a pedophile for thinking so. The part I’m looking forward to the most has to be when Edward is in Italy and he’s gettin’ naked to SPARKLE in front of everyone BECAUSE HE CAN’T LIVE WITHOUT BELLA.
sigh.