Hold on. I’ve read this one before.

Craigslist ad under “Gigs”.

“I’m a 32 yr old gay man that needs to get married for the next 3 years. Will provide a place to live and $$$. Candidate needs to be within 10 years of my age. Send me an e-mail and we can discuss terms.”

Say what? I want to apply.

Also, I’m pretty sure I’ve read romance novels that start this way.

Who the hell needs to get married, let alone for 3 years?