“My apology is intended as a way to try to ease the discomfort or confusion my antics may have brought upon you. I recall with odd clarity many of the things said and done that night from our arrival at whatever spot that was where the waitress named Tila got too big of a tip—I felt bad for calling her 100 different names—all the way to the McDonalds parking lot at 79th St, I think it was. We discussed multiple things as I tried to convince you of whatever senselessness I was spewing. As you’ve read my story, I’ve been a very active person. I also have a very good memory that generally provides a detailed account of such experiences. I said that so I may further state that—though it would not have been a bad thing—I truly cannot recall us actually kissing each other or me kissing you or any actual contact of our lips. Therefore I am puzzled as to why you say you’re angry with me for kissing you—please explain that statement.”
