Pencilhead
- Jon: So did you two go on a date yet?
- Me: No! He'd probably try to touch me and that's gross.
- Jon: Hey, he's been with two women at once!
- Me: Gross!
- Jon: They were probably desperate and super fat!
- Me: Well I'm just desperate and fat!
- Jon: I didn't say you were fat!
- Me: But you didn't say I wasn't desperate!
